I LIKE READING, COURSE I DO I'M A GROWN UP, ARE YOU A GROWN UP? I'M A GROWN UP, YOU'RE NOT A GROWN UP, WHEN ARE WE EVER FULLY GROWN? FERRERO ROCKER.

Wish my Dad knew how to use a computer or cared enough to write stories i could read when i'm his age.  Maybe he has and it'll be a pleasant surprise one day... rather that than a secret stash of nazi memrobelia or worse...

WEE DADDY McLUDGIE