Chud R.I.P. by ROGER FROM THE CRYPT.

I'm in a band, just like everybody else, but thank Christ I'm not in this one! They're docile Americans on the crest of some wave that i can neither be fucked nor arsed with. And news just in, they've just split up. Thank Christ! From what I've found on YouTube & Vimeo they seem to have been quite fashion. To their detriment. I would like them if they were wearing fleeces & baggy jeans but sadly no. It's check shirts all round. For shame. These wankers use effect peddles & a more than competent drumming to vomit out left field riff rock. Hold up. Here's the hook. It's quite obvious that these guys...smoke weed! Not only are they mad crazy laugh riot el dude stone heads, I think they drink alcohol & energy drinks at the same time! I think the singer injected a few joints before he recorded the vocals because he's alllike crazy & shouty. I don't know what he's saying, probably something about the munchies. Anyway, things to see & hate, things to do & hate. Imma give Chud 4/5.