Everyone knows that being a musician gets you into all the cool parties and easy underwear, but natural talent wets the gusset like nothing else. I used to think that the harmonica was what Bob Dylan used to torture, or what convicts used to sing mournful songs about their past and how they shouldn't of done did what they did. Now I think the harmonica is SEXY. Very few people called Dave are sexy, but this Dave is. I mean, I'd rather take to my bed a beatboxing harmonica bad ass than a cardigan twee pop lover who doesn't/never learnt how to fuck.
Wet Knicker rating: 4/5
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